Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for telling his ex to stop taking financial advantage of him. She gets her hair and nails done, has three new pets in her house, and just bought the latest iPhone. But apparently, I'm the bad guy for suggesting that she's not really "struggling" as much as she claims to be. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
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WitEluded 13
The iPhone has a really cool feature where you can block numbers
abNormal62 23
A little self reflection is good for the soul, and apparently long over due for her Good plan. It may make her a better person in the long run
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Comments (61)
myselfkk 20
Nothing OP she just wanted to make you jealous; but it backfired.. ;)
whitnayfortooh 29
what a twat
RAH94 17
You did nothing wrong!
FitFriday 32
It's quite obvious that she still wants you by trying to make you jealous
toshaleigh 15
that's messed up sorry OP
allplayedout 20
I don't get it. Does this mean you were telling her to pretend that her boyfriend was bragging to her about himself? Or to pretend that her boyfriend was urging her to reread the texts she had sent about him?
shotgun_girl 17
He was telling her to pretend her new bf broke up with her and then went on bragging about the new girl to her.
ajs1987 15
I've been there; I had an ex who used to do the same thing. I told her "I don't care" and "**** off" several times. What finally worked for me is when I started sending her pics of the girls I was ******* (while they were fully clothed, fyi) and told her their names. Eventually she told me to **** off, and that was the last I ever heard from her.
FMLusername969 21
exactly what i would have done.
xluciferx666 21
Just tell the new boyfriend "have fun with my sloppy seconds" and then block them both
Izabushel 65
It was a smart move OP. Hopefully she will grow up a little and learn something from this. Now delete her from your life if you can, move on and find someone who is more emotionally mature.
AllSoul 23
She must not be over you, it sounds like she's trying to make you jealous. But sounds like you're way better off without her.