Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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Top comments
rg350dx 29
Three strokes and you're out.
RoseBlack123 37
He's right.
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Comments (150)
Dracoboxer357 36
He didn't freak out, and everyone gets curious. Just take your lumps and fap away. Well, later. :p
persianninja 23
Yeah but you wouldn't have this problem with an apple computer (The multitasking gestures to switch to another desktop)
joe_bombz 3
Your Dad said you need help? Wtf kinda **** were you looking at?
xplicitkontent 18
It wasn't so much the contents of the pornography as it was the amount of it that OP had opened on his computer that led his dad to make that comment.
jw90 18
You have a problem son. Therapy time.
DrownedMyFish 18
When watching ****, always make sure you have a special tab open for when it's time to make that switch. Also, make sure you keep the arrow over the tab so you can make a quick transition.
carpetrider93 4
sounds like u been doing this for a while
Gook0123 9
oh yes. This guy knows what he is talking about.
evan_7899 28
yes he has mastered the art of pornjitsu
luminos_ 9
Seems like your backup up #1 and #2 was more ****. Not very smart.
sandra_diaz14 7
Wheres a lock when you need it?
SweetJTBR 22
I have a lock myself, but I've been online long enough to know not everyone does... Maybe he doesn't have a lock. Perhaps he just forgot to lock the door. Who knows?
ColbyGB 13
I agree with your dad
lbrown66 12
Always know where your safety tab is!
Accuraxy 10
Yeah if all 3 of your tabs are ****, he's probably right...