Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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Top comments
rg350dx 29
Three strokes and you're out.
RoseBlack123 37
He's right.
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Comments (150)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Who said anything about apples? lol JK JK.
Raesin 21
C'mon people, how would having a girlfriend change the situation. Maybe OP already has one. People in relationships still watch **** together and/or separate.
chocolatefrog28 29
Rookie, always have a decoy tab ready. Plan ahead before you're pretending you're getting head.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Instead of ****, how about going out and finding a nice woman (or man) and socially interacting.
DrownedMyFish 18
Watching **** doesn't automatically mean you are not an active and social person.
wonders8 3
Ok atleast if you're going to do that, lock your room door?
caitiebug1119 15
This, Sir Jack Off, is probably why the "Show desktop" button next to the clock was invented. Or maybe you should just give your hand a break, Mr. Off.
grghillis96 15
Yeah, but what if he has the volume turned on?
Ricin 9
Only a fool would not keep a back-up tab.
KissMyAnthia200 12
Exactly!Always have Youtube,Google,or Wikipedia tab ready for the switch!
fboy1588 14
Or u just need a gf.... At least he didnt catch u jacking off
songofthedead 20
If you're looking at ****, you need a tab/window as a back-up. Something safe so no one will know what you're looking at. Pretty much what 55 said.
brittyboo123 35
I guess you have a large variety of what you enjoy.