Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
I got to say that is a little creepy. You could've parked one or two spots down from her. Then if you saw her in her car you could act like you're looking for something until she got out. That way you could walk with her to work and have a casual conversation and maybe start something.
cocacola999 27
...Sorry, your feelings don't seem mutual.
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Comments (40)
manuwish 9
so..let me get this straight.. she knows she's your crush, told you she didn't feel the same and now thinks you're stalking her? ouch OP..
yerawizardlizzy 27
Where did you get all this information?
whatoftoday 6
Context clues.
dutch_girl13 20
Haha I'm sorry OP. That's so funny tho lol!!!
shitstorm28 11
focused a little too hard. mind your surroundings to avoid looking like a creep.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Time to fess up about that crush OP!
Brandon1000 10
That's really brave of you OP. I could never do that!
ThrottleJockey 36
Were you listening to The Police's "I'll Be Watching You" and singing along loudly as well.
RichardPencil 32
She was so creeped out by you parking next to her, she had your car stolen. I think it's time to move on.
HylianWarrior 21
Subtle...
dpowen 8
Seriously? This is the worst thing you have to complain about?
hrv_143 3
That's one of my pet peeves. I get why you decided to park next to her, but in general, don't park directly next to another car in an empty lot. Always every other space if there's room. That being said, at my old job, I wouldn't mind if a friend parked next to me because I'd knew they wouldn't swing their door and ding my car.