Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
I got to say that is a little creepy. You could've parked one or two spots down from her. Then if you saw her in her car you could act like you're looking for something until she got out. That way you could walk with her to work and have a casual conversation and maybe start something.
cocacola999 27
...Sorry, your feelings don't seem mutual.
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brenton490 19
I don't get her behavior at all. It's called a free world and you can park where you want. Plus it's better to park by another car more chances of being spotted if someone tries to break into it
RinoaHeartilly 36
She must have felt crowded by OP. Something tells me this isn't the first kind of thing to happen and she's probably tired of it.
stoopid1970 7
Big fucken deal so you parked next to her Sorry op but if she got upset over you parking next to her then she's not worthy to be your girlfriend. Because as I remember it any normal girlfriend would want you to park next to her. I remember my girl being that way and I found out that she was cheating on me and and she found it awkward to be near me. So do yourself a favour and find a girl that will want to treat you right
Rabite 28
Nice fedora you have there!
CuteKoalaGirl 18
Kinda hints to that she's not interested, at all.
JustRichard 9
I would've explained that you park to already parked cars, because it cuts the chance of your car being hit in half. Think about it if you park between two empty spots, then when someone is parking in either spots they can hit your car, but if you park next to an already parked car then there only one chance of your car being hit.
Countryboy1996 18
I don't understand? I park next to coworkers I like regardless of how many cars are in the lot lol. I don't understand why she had a problem with you parking there.
ReilyStafford 13
Here's the thing. She reacted that way for a reason. What could it be? (Hint: she didn't want him to park next to her... Why? She knows how he feels and is not interested.)
HUGBUG 23
Creep
caliguy08 17
Maybe you were parking next to her in an effort to be friendly. That way you would be able to greet her with a walk into work. For her to assume instant "creeper status" is a knock against you and certainly not the type of judgement you need from someone you like either as a friend or more.
edward_cooper 10
i aint chase after i change, so this is kinda shit am not sympathatic to. sorry
Mysterybounty 6
That is annoying af dude, I hate when people park next to me while there are open spaces, dont be so obvious about it.