Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
I got to say that is a little creepy. You could've parked one or two spots down from her. Then if you saw her in her car you could act like you're looking for something until she got out. That way you could walk with her to work and have a casual conversation and maybe start something.
cocacola999 27
...Sorry, your feelings don't seem mutual.
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Comments (40)
tomvertigo 17
You could have used this as an opportunity to say something slick but being sheepish and feeling bad for yourself works, too, I guess.
ElectricEffect 13
No, I'm with 43. Unless you have solid information the rest of us aren't privy to, then you're merely speculating, 47. You know what they say about making assumptions.
tamesenicole 27
So?! Her name isn't on the lot you can park where you want OP
RpiesSPIES 27
Should've sideswiped her car and said: 'Oh look, our cars touched :3' It'll make it seem as if fate brought you together or something like that. Chicks dig stuff like that.
saffy66 34
A lot of people will do that anyway; you know your car is safe on at least one side from the person getting out and banging on your car, or parking too close. Assuming of course there's a chance you'll be going when or before they do. It is irritating though, when the car park is all but empty and someone parks right near you.
Geezus_Kryst 9
If you two were good friends or anything like that it would've been best to play it off and say that her car probably would've got lonely by itself.
vampire9545 5
dramatic much?
mrandmrsanon 7
Tell her you thought that area was employee parking. And why would someone care that much about where someone else parks? When opening at my job I didn't think much of it if the other openers parked next to me. It's also safer when closing to leave together.
wrecklesswfire 3
hahahaha I never knew there was such a wrong way to stalk
Rake 18
Wow, that a total stalker move. If you had a chance probably after that you really didn't