Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Yeah thats just how cops are, thats why you always have to be careful no matter what. I got a speeding ticket last week because my car stood out from everyone elses going the same speed as me.
Gomerfied 7
Make sure you take a picture of the sign and fight that in court.....do it soon before they have a chance to trim the tree.
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Comments (102)
acetwiny 4
lol
flupsht 19
it's not the cops fault. go bitch to the town and or state workers that's what their job is supposed to be. keeping objects clear of signs. At least the cop is doing what their job description states. even If their a pain in the ass
sexynessa 0
Wooww .. Tass soo' messed' dayumm' coppps aree evill.. /:
dealerdon 0
if you were in the wrong it's your fault not the cops that pulled you over they r just doing a job and he is right u are te unlucky one
gumzy 6
#3- I noe rite tht was jokes, I laughed so much hehe #16- Kay just shut up douchebag -__- #17- chuck Norris FTW #24- seriously giv me a break. #32- LOOOOL police r pigs #35- i literally lold #39- sweet, but not funnie #42- Ur sexiii
chosha_fml 27
Take a photo of the blocked view of the sign and write a letter protesting the ticket. they should let you off AND move the sign.
heart_allstar 0
hahahahaha
dre_bro11 12
OP, since your life is so ****** you had to post a FMyLife about it, you probably have nothing to lose, so just reverse over him when he's walking back to his car, and be like 'Bitch, I guess you the unlucky one'. Then continue on with your illegal left turn.
ArmedcrackerR6 8
If you take a picture of the sign and take it to court your ticket will be dismissed
roxckinhenn 0
ewww! cops suck balls. my friend is a cop though. he is nice off the job but I hate him on the job. he gave me three tickets in the last month!!!!!
nitewlf12 10
He's just doing his job. Maybe you should stop breaking the law.../(
nitewlf12 10
He's just doing his job. Maybe you should stop breaking the law.../(