Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Yeah thats just how cops are, thats why you always have to be careful no matter what. I got a speeding ticket last week because my car stood out from everyone elses going the same speed as me.
Gomerfied 7
Make sure you take a picture of the sign and fight that in court.....do it soon before they have a chance to trim the tree.
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Comments (102)
DESMADROSA 0
Burn
lamiaoccisor 0
by law if it's not visible it's not valid go to court and win
nana2255 0
lol
sk3l370n 0
i would go back with an axe
bellacatdaydream 0
cops abuse their power and tend to get lazy. i have personal experience with that too...
lbodham 5
i am soo tired of people saying cops are "pigs" and that they are lazy and that most of them are assholes and dicks! only about 1 in a handful are actually assholes and abuse their power, dont lump the rest of them into the same category! they are not lazy, they keep you safe. and if you have ever had a run in with the police and you still say they were a dick then you probably were the one being an ass and they had to use force! so shut the hell up!...
ceejayy22 0
cops are just pigs!
milady666 2
All of you guys hate cops because you got caught. Stfu thank you.
fml_seriously316 13
Wtf! If I was a cop and I did that then saw that, I'd let the 1st person go!