Awkward, Break-ups and Love: Bad timing

Bad timing

By kellym - 22/04/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 619

You deserved it 158 115

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 206

You deserved it 7 345

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 426

You deserved it 3 357

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 549

You deserved it 2 629

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 736

You deserved it 110

By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 598

You deserved it 7 575

By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 281

You deserved it 2 862

Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 712

You deserved it 7 402

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 130

You deserved it 5 751

By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 705

You deserved it 415

By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 175

You deserved it 4 760

Mylar 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.

dragonmystik3030 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:20

FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P

Comments

ilecvvm 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:21

wow, he ditches his friends and buys you flowers, how horrible?? FHL

quesoesbueno59 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:21

God, your husband should be the one posting on here.

Horde 8

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:26

#9 made a quite good explanation.. also #10 have a good point.

zouss 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:30

I agree with #9. She has the right to leave him, that doesn't make her a horrible person.

buddy_J 16

Monday 23 January 2017 17:05

You missed the point

buddy_J 16

Monday 23 January 2017 17:06

You missed the point

_John_ 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:33

Sounds like a caring kind of guy

99Rage 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:34

You're a ******* bitch. and how the hell is this a "FML". You dumped HIM. get over yourself.

Blanadestroyer 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:43

"Today, I wanted to invite my friend Jeff over, but my wife said she'd prefer him not to come. I guessed she wanted to spend the evening with me, so I brought her flowers. Turned out she wants to leave me. FML." Like it?

lolwhat_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:54

your a bitch. unless you have proof he cheated on you ?

_miss_anonymous_ 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:49

what the hell, #19?! if she doesn't want to be with the guy then she has a right to want to leave him! people should just stop commenting things like that when it's her choice, not your opinion that matters!

ariissocutelike 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 15:33

#308 she IS guilty! Divorce was meant for safety of the ABUSED! not "ok I'm tired of him time for a divorce" it is selfish. And I.feel sorry he fell for a bitch like her. If she doesn't love him, well she should have realized this could've happened earlier. No excuse

Smiley_Alexa 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:05

So, the only good reason for her to be leaving him is that he had to be cheating on her? Gotcha. I'll rather her get out of a relationship she's not happy in than to go behind his back and cheat on him. Only then would I consider her a bitch.