Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
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Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
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karma_kicks_back 16
I love how the in-laws instantly assumed it was your fault... because some kid at school couldn't have said that word to him, it's obviously your fault... Bitches be trippin' my friend.
dman1997 5
At least he has a plan.
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Comments (63)
CaliCassanova 14
Wow your in laws should be proud he wants to help keep women on the street safe!!! Pimpin pimpin baby!
albertozeta_fml 9
I know that it's wrong but it made me laugh and I'd like to give a high five to your son!
RebeccaRFT 18
I don't understand why wives feel the need to have their rude in laws over. It doesn't matter if your husband is related to them, if they are rude and judge how you raise your kid, they don't need to be around your home.
albiedam 12
I agree
laden_swallow09 34
Hear, hear!
syed121417 22
Well OP never really said her in-laws are usually mean and rude to her. Glares because of what a kid said doesn't constitute their overall treatment of her. And when you said that it doesn't matter that they are related to her husband, well, yeah it kind of does. I think it's easy to say that but sometimes you just have to compromise because that's what marriage is about. If they treat her like shit, that's different. But just because they aren't her favorite people doesn't mean she can't put up with them every once in a while. Same goes for him toward her relatives. Sometimes dealing with it is part of life.
albiedam 12
Wow.. That sucks
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Tell your in laws to kiss your grits. They don't own you
vikky538 28
his grand pa would have laughed at it...
Jae_Hellyun 17
Damn Rap Music...
thecman25 14
Welcome to the world
lilybadilly25 15
Hey, you should be proud of him for chasing a well paying profession!
itswhitneybitch 22
Sounds like your in-laws need to find a sense of humor.