You should probably discourage that kind of profession, because it's illegal and your baby's too young to be concerned about starting a business, but that's impressive if he's got the mindset. Thumbs up if you got the reference.

Still think it was a good idea to get him that purple satin onesie with the fur collar

he probably doesn't know what "pimp" means. when I was young I thought pimp meant cool guy who everybody likes. well I guess I didn't misunderstand the word afterall.

You my friend don't have the smartest in-laws lol

He's looking for financial security.

In-laws are bitches. Especially the mother and sister in-law.

I hate it when people automatically blame the parents of a child knows a word with a taboo associated. Like, seriously, do they really think you talk about pimps around your kid? There's this thing called the rest of the world and it can show any kid a lot. All jokes aside, that's stupid of them. But your kid probably doesn't even know what pimp really means.

So I assume that you are the only person he ever talks to right? Because if you have never told him that word then how is possible that he would know it?! It's crazy huh?

Let's just hope he doesn't have a sister.

I told my teachers I wanted to work at the diamond (a strip club) when i was in preschool