Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
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porsche944 0
I hope that you're hot.
jouhou 0
Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.
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Comments (198)
fallenarchangel 0
#3 and #10 do you eveN read the post
notsocrafty 0
but did you have peanut butter anywhere on you? /urban legend #32117
DSuarez94 0
DAMN!!!! Your bro's friends are LUCKY! (unless if you're nit hot, but you probably are ;))
sunshiiiineXD 0
Uhm, how big is your house that you thought you were home alone? Definitely still an FML, but be a little more careful next time.
DieterDerBlau 0
PICS or it didn't happen.
shirvon100 0
you made their day and destroyed his all at once. Nice job. :)
4dakill 0
FAIL ..... u got beaten to it
rell55555 0
well you made there day and your brother will be the coolest guy in school
Apachefire21 0
should have shut the door you idiot. haha win for the friends haha
AdamGD 0
You have a horny dog!
aireun 0
were they lucky? or do they want to stab their eyes out?