Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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DaniPandi 22
Looks like chew are in trouble. Your dog sounds like a bitch.
Wakachulak 22
Blame it on the dog! Oh wait...
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Comments (58)
buddy51 23
Are you sure, OP, that's a dog and not a beaver or a rat? YDI for not teaching your animal, whatever it is, better!
bach2121 13
Wow! Dog must have some sharp teeth
iAlissa 34
All dogs have sharp teeth.
KinkyCurly 13
This is why I enjoy canines from a distance.
MGITSWFTC 17
OP, I think it's time to take a trip to Home Depot and get that shit fixed. Next time you're on vacation in a rental home, you may want to keep your dog in a travel kennel since it still seems to be in the chewing stages
mbuck87 19
I don't think this is something that can be fixed within 2 hours...
turdlett 4
These types of fixes are relatively easy and fairly cheap depending How deep was chewed, overall size and paint. I have two dogs that chewed a 3-4 foot patch. Paid 500 to fix but it also included carpet repair
mbuck87 19
Yeah I'm a plasterer by trade and its fairly cheap and easy, but unfortunately not that quick
hienzburgess 9
What if the vacation was "dog and me time" ?
Mauskau 36
Time to rearrange the furniture. Hopefully it looks good and hides it.
redstone7693 29
Definently a female dog
skyeyez9 25
Crate them when you are going to be out of the house. Mine look forward to going in their crate that they share, because I toss treats inside before I leave.
patrickalamo 48
Time to learn to hang drywall before you leave. Do the right thing just fix it.
Colonia 2
what kind of house was that? like...made from cardboard? or do you own a special kind of dog who can chew through walls? I'm seriously confused.
thejimler 9
Get a cat.