Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By feelgood - 29/07/2013 05:08 - United States

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

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You deserved it 6 779

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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You deserved it 714

By Lisa - 24/09/2018 14:33

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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Bad boy

By Nebraskawreck - 22/11/2018 13:30

Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML

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You deserved it 393

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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DaniPandi 22

Monday 29 July 2013 12:03

Looks like chew are in trouble. Your dog sounds like a bitch.

Wakachulak 22

Monday 29 July 2013 12:05

Blame it on the dog! Oh wait...

Comments

buddy51 23

Monday 29 July 2013 13:05

Are you sure, OP, that's a dog and not a beaver or a rat? YDI for not teaching your animal, whatever it is, better!

bach2121 13

Monday 29 July 2013 13:09

Wow! Dog must have some sharp teeth

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:17

All dogs have sharp teeth.

KinkyCurly 13

Monday 29 July 2013 13:13

This is why I enjoy canines from a distance.

MGITSWFTC 17

Monday 29 July 2013 13:30

OP, I think it's time to take a trip to Home Depot and get that shit fixed. Next time you're on vacation in a rental home, you may want to keep your dog in a travel kennel since it still seems to be in the chewing stages

mbuck87 19

Monday 29 July 2013 13:35

I don't think this is something that can be fixed within 2 hours...

turdlett 4

Monday 29 July 2013 14:02

These types of fixes are relatively easy and fairly cheap depending How deep was chewed, overall size and paint. I have two dogs that chewed a 3-4 foot patch. Paid 500 to fix but it also included carpet repair

mbuck87 19

Monday 29 July 2013 14:07

Yeah I'm a plasterer by trade and its fairly cheap and easy, but unfortunately not that quick

hienzburgess 9

Monday 29 July 2013 14:57

What if the vacation was "dog and me time" ?

Mauskau 35

Monday 29 July 2013 13:50

Time to rearrange the furniture. Hopefully it looks good and hides it.

redstone7693 29

Monday 29 July 2013 14:27

Definently a female dog

skyeyez9 24

Monday 29 July 2013 15:40

Crate them when you are going to be out of the house. Mine look forward to going in their crate that they share, because I toss treats inside before I leave.