Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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DaniPandi 22
Looks like chew are in trouble. Your dog sounds like a bitch.
Wakachulak 22
Blame it on the dog! Oh wait...
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Comments (58)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Gee your dog has got iron jaws
worldclassrager 41
Patch it quick or cover it with something or just confess what happened and pay for it...your choice...
TM24D 15
That sucks. If your dog is still young you should discipline it before it forgets what it did wrong.
chocolatefrog28 29
Chewed a hole in the wall? Damn. Are you sure your "dog" doesn't look like a flat, angry skunk or match the image results when you search "badger"?
caligirllife 11
What kind of dog can chew through a wall?
thedeadmen 14
Hi do u have kik
thepretender10 4
good lord, what kind of dog do you have?
trbuson 11
Does your dog happen to be named Marley?
SAgirl 24
You took your dog with? ... YDI
MrsAlexander83 10
Did you tell them they had a massive rodent problem? :) Sorry OP...one of the things we have to do as "parents" is clean up after our "kids". Sucks but such is life...
gatorgirl2669 6
um i hope you know how to spackle... and if it were me your dog would be looking for a new home