Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
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mdh6173 0

Wow...That's a mind **** for sure. The fact that you thought about it tells me you are a good person. You have to do what's best for you though. You can keep her as a friend and support her.

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Niqi 0

You can't be responsible for someone else's happiness. Don't be in the relationship if you don't want to. Sucks, but that's life.

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allthewrongkeys 0

Agreed #7 .... Try being an ass to the parents

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skullbuster 0

Start getting freaky during sex - tell her you have a bunch of weird fetishes (the safe word is GERBIL). Once you tell her you want to take a crap on her while she fingers herself, she'll be out of there in a flash!!!

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person1000003 0

Hahahhshahahahahhahshsajahauahuaahahauahauau funny as heeell

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teebonehead 0

And your point is ? dump them anyway you got your life they have theirs , that's life !

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kaelendra 0

ouch. if you like or love her (or ever did) talk to her mom first and try to back out of the relationship slowly as possible.

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islaphippos 0

lmfao skullbuster

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Fire_lights 0

Ouch. You don't HAVE to stay with her, you know, since there's no point in you faking happiness with her just for the possibility that she won't commit suicide. If you decide you're truly unhappy with her and it just won't work out, make sure you explain to her all the reasons you want to break up calmly and clearly. Don't be rude, or insensitive about it at all, or you might just push her over the edge. And if she does commit suicide, well, don't feel too bad about it. Its her own fault completely for going that far.

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AdorableLikeMe 0

OP, that sucks that they put you in that kind of position (without knowing it), but if she doesn't make you happy, break up with her. The worst thing you could do is stay with someone out of pity or because you 'feel sorry for them.' You gotta do what you gotta do, right? Unfortunate for her, though. Plus, I don't get the whole "I'll break up with my boyfriend/girlfriend NEXT week." Why not just do it when the thought occurs (granted, you're absolutely sure it what you want to do)? Procratinators...or undecisive people. Oh well.

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unaalma 0

Since you sound like a kid, you need to talk to an adult. Let them know what is going on. Once you inform someone else (your parents especially) you will not be at all responsible if something happens to her after you break up. Whatever happens is not your fault. You are not expected to stay with her forever (no one can force you to). Don't let guilt keep you in the relationship because in the long run it's not healthy for either of you. I would recommend getting some counseling because this is a serious thing and it could cause problems for you down the road, particularly if something does happen to her. I wish you the best and hope that it all turns out well.

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skullbuster 0

Oprah, is that you? Awww shit, this doesn't sound like Oprah... Dr Phil, buddy, are you taking that fake Ph.D out for a spin again?? You guys need to stop using pseudonyms or save this shit for the television show!

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regalarius 0

...the ****, Skullbuster?? OP: If you don't want to be with her, you shouldn't be. Staying in a relationship that you feel forced to be in will only poison it and make it grow steadily worse for both of you. That as it may be, there's a gentle way to do it - try talking to her family beforehand, and when the time comes to actually do the deed, be as supportive and gentle as you can without giving ground. List her strengths, and tell her everything she's done right both before and after you talk about her weaknesses and what she's done wrong.

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skullbuster 0

@regalarius - Tyra? Is that you homegirl?

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regalarius 0

*blink* Probably not. I'm not really a girl, I just play one in video games :-)

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