Anticlimactic

By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
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leearm104 4

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

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smdrager 0

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

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Combat_Mushroom 3

when i first had sex with my gf, who was a virgin, she was pretty bad too a few months later, she is the best i have ever had dont get too upset, it was only your first time, he wont hold it against u & u have plenty of time to improve

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v45h 0

It's his own fault. Unless you fat or something lol. I'll **** you right ;)

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Kitten125 0

That was meeaaan. It was your first time! What was he expecting a "virgin" from a porno? He should try and let you know in bed, if you listen to your partner he'll tell you what he wants, even if indirectly. If he's going to be a little bitch about it next time he falls short feel free to point it out. Very loudly in a public area. :P

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dyne 0

What a double standard. A guy tells his girl that she's bad in bed alone over dinner and he's an asshole and deserves to be cheated on, but a girl tells her boyfriend that he's bad in bed in front of all of their friends and families and the entire school combined and she's fine, he's just a loser. tsk tsk. It may not have been right, but it's not the ungodly sin that some people are making it out to be! :

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josephenomenon 0

if the sex is "terrible" more than likely it's because of the guy. girls really have to be bad to make sex terrible.

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dookimonsta 0

hahahahaha i work at an applebees restaurant nd this is hilarious...

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zombiepeanut 0

Maybe he was joking? :[ If not there's just some things you shouldn't say. His pride would be hurt if you told him the same thing.

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Ox_Baker 0

#34, how can she get better by learning NOT to suck?

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proxay 0

Its hard to get it right the first time. Just work on it, ask him what would make it better for him and then do that. Don't think your life is ****** just cos you didn't get it right the first time

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hehpoof 0

Isn't it funny how many people are saying to dump the guy? Usually having sex in a monogamous relationship means you really like each other. I don't understand how so many of you think it'd be a super idea to throw the relationship away based on a single comment. Speaking of that single comment! To the poster (who I honestly doubt reads these): Your boyfriend has no tact. That's not the worst flaw he could have, and in fact a lot of guys have no idea how to talk to girls. Go the extra mile and communicate to him that when he said you were terrible in the sack that he sounded like an asshole. Tell him what you thought he meant (usually what one partner means and how the other one takes it are very different). Give him some suggestions on how he could have phrased it so that he could get his message across in a way that doesn't make you feel like crap.

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