Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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jennjennsofly 7
oh fyl but you should of put it up somewhere safe
ktbird 0
"Easily"? Have you seen the prices on wedding dresses?
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Comments (66)
TahitiRose 1
He was trying to be helpful...
airborn54 0
he didn't mean to,don't be rough on him
niesenator 0
That's why your dress comes with a clothing bag. Dipshit.
Kathryynn 0
Why would you leave your wedding dress out on the bed? Theres no one to blame but yourself really, lol so dumb :P
misskity6 0
that's a good sign. you'll be married forever. to an idiot. fyl
42billybob 5
at least he was TRYING to fix it.
111newmenultra11_fml_fml 0
The word "sat" in OP's post is grammatically incorrect and should be changed into "set". Wow, I just took this "grammer nazi" thing to a whole new level!
UberFail79 0
Yes, SIR! *racks pistol slide*
SephoraSocialite 0
well ydi for leaving it out- no reason to have it on a bed and his fault for being compelled to looking at it with soda. DRY CLEANER- problem solved.
Gunguy 11
YES, that is the spirit!