Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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jennjennsofly 7
oh fyl but you should of put it up somewhere safe
ktbird 0
"Easily"? Have you seen the prices on wedding dresses?
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Comments (66)
youthink_fml 0
Totally your fault OP. Shit happens. You should have known better than to leave it out where anything could happen to it. And you owe your husband-to-be a ******* too.
alex1432 9
shit happens....
vega_82 0
awww, poor guy. hope u didn't call off the wedding b/c of that...
Igor_g5 0
You shoulda hung it up. he shoulda stayed away from it with his Coke. It both of your faults.
ghostwitch1863 0
ydi for being from Georgia and most likely white trash!
askantik 4
FYL for being so closed-minded.
Phelpski 0
Hmm whose the white trash?! Most likely #42 is... haha
lovemycowboys 3
op...I agree with everyone that u should have hung the dress up..so YDI #42...ur just a bitch, plain and simple
boatkicker 5
I'm kinda curious to know what he was thinking..... coke will rinse out with water. If he was afraid to put water on it, what made him think that carpet cleanser, which is a lot more harsh than water, would be okay? But, congrats on the wedding anyways. Hope your dress survived. :D
kukri187 12
it's your fault for just leaving it on the bed, and not even in a bag.
aj3411 0
what kind of cheap ass wedding dress doesn't come with a garment bag?
ghostwitch1863 0
#44 lovemycowboys how kind to come to her defense. it is not my fault she is from Georgia and stupid for leaving her dress out. it was probably cheap and bought off the rack anyway. I may be a bitch but I am not from Georgia or country trash.
jal10a 1
u fit ur user name. jus cuz they from georgia they gotta b white trash. ydi for discriminating not jus ppl u dont kno but discriminating period