Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly...

By BannedfromFriend - 20/5/2015 23:21 - United States

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

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By gearhead369 | 20

#6297142 - Thursday 21 May 2015 10:45

And she will never forget you said that either

By James_is_Mexican | 25

#6297145 - Thursday 21 May 2015 10:48

Well I'd say you'd have to talk about the elephant in the room but sounds like you already did...

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By gearhead369 | 20

#6297142 - Thursday 21 May 2015 10:45

And she will never forget you said that either

shemademedoit | 20

#6297788 - Friday 22 May 2015 5:09

no more going over their house

By jeff_boles | 12

#6297143 - Thursday 21 May 2015 10:48

And that's when you say, "...The elephant's outstanding memory is the only trait you have in common with it. That and you're really fat." It fixes everything!