Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML
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gearhead369
| 20
And she will never forget you said that either
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James_is_Mexican
| 25
Well I'd say you'd have to talk about the elephant in the room but sounds like you already did...
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gearhead369
| 20
And she will never forget you said that either
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shemademedoit
| 20
no more going over their house
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jeff_boles
| 12
And that's when you say, "...The elephant's outstanding memory is the only trait you have in common with it. That and you're really fat." It fixes everything!
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erizonkim
| 17
uh oh your name says what happened next...
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James_is_Mexican
| 25
Well I'd say you'd have to talk about the elephant in the room but sounds like you already did...
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starwind3437
| 6
I'm guessing an elephant was behind you.
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Ihavegas
| 22
big momma gunna knock you the fuck out
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jeff_boles
| 12
Too bad she'll never forget that. Unless you use a two by four...
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amileah13
| 26
Time to pick up your feet and run away!!
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funneh1
| 21
Oooh, watch what you say and where you say it.
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Dre27
| 20
Run, an elephant can't catch you. On second thought if it can catch you, you don't have the right to call anyone else an elephant.