By BannedfromFriend - 20/05/2015 23:21 - United States

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML
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And she will never forget you said that either

Well I'd say you'd have to talk about the elephant in the room but sounds like you already did...

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And she will never forget you said that either

no more going over their house

And that's when you say, "...The elephant's outstanding memory is the only trait you have in common with it. That and you're really fat." It fixes everything!

uh oh your name says what happened next...

Well I'd say you'd have to talk about the elephant in the room but sounds like you already did...

I'm guessing an elephant was behind you.

big momma gunna knock you the fuck out

Too bad she'll never forget that. Unless you use a two by four...

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Time to pick up your feet and run away!!

Oooh, watch what you say and where you say it.

Run, an elephant can't catch you. On second thought if it can catch you, you don't have the right to call anyone else an elephant.