By BannedfromFriend - United States
Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML
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By  jeff_boles  |  12

And that's when you say, "...The elephant's outstanding memory is the only trait you have in common with it. That and you're really fat." It fixes everything!

By  amileah13  |  26

Time to pick up your feet and run away!!