Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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Top comments
illusionay 10
At least he cares about you
Wolfipoo 31
Sucks to be you OP, but seriously, be more careful and check next time.
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Comments (113)
RavenTheFoxx 16
Always check before making noise. If you aren't sure if you are alone then muffle thr sounds between a pillow and your partner's ear (that way he/she still has the satisfaction of hearing you). Still, that sounds like an awkward situation for you.
smoothies14 32
You can have sex anytime. Nothing replaces a brother that cares so much about you.
ravenlyn 3
are you supposed to leave autistic children home alone?
Thorzix 23
Most autistic people can take care of themselves just fine, autism causes social issues, not retardation.
iwadasn 33
He wasn't home alone. OP was there with him.
elaineliuhappy 6
Lock the door. ? at least he cares
band13geek 16
Don't worry, OP. I know what you're going through. I have a twin brother with Autism. He still hasn't learned about privacy. I'll be drying myself after a shower and he'll burst in the bathroom to pee. But first, he has to hug and kiss me. It can be annoying, but I love him anyway. :)
ZaHo_fml 12
So it was that frisky..
lilmatchgirl 8
Aw at least he cares
Crimsonb312 11
Even though it wasn't at a good moment, I find it so adorable that your brother would do that for you.
Thasnoxi 8
Sucks to your asmar piggy
kevinsagirl2323 8
so would your autistic brother be home all alone? it seems odd