Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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illusionay 10
At least he cares about you
Wolfipoo 31
Sucks to be you OP, but seriously, be more careful and check next time.
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Comments (113)
llamingo 8
At least it wasn't your parents
lunaangel 14
that's actually really sweet of your brother he may not understand sex but he does understand that urge to protect someone he loves
swanheart 35
Nowhere in the op dies it say his brother 'doesn't understand sex', just that he mistook the ops sex noises for an asthma attack. This is a relatively easy mistake to make.
King_paradox 22
Im more interested in gender of OP
MalekiMaker99 22
Why?
Scooter42 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you aren't old enough to be out of the house you aren't old enough to be having sex. So YDI.
Keiraquarium 12
Not necessarily. Many people don't/can't leave home until they're in their 20s
bandaidstations 28
Not every family lives like yours. My husband and I live with our 80 yr old aunt, father is 65 and we are in our 30s...its a big farm house and privacy is still hard to come by. Just saying, OP could be a legal adult living at home to help her parents with her brother.
Scooter42 15
If OP is living at hone to help out her parents and brother then I would be wrong. If however OP is living at hone, regardless of age, because they are not financially able to live out on their own, then it stands to reason that they are also not financially able to raise a child. mine is not the only opinion, and no one had to agree with it, but in my own opinion if you aren't able to deal with the consequences of an action you should not take part in that action. No protection is 100%.
Keiraquarium 12
I see your point but, by that logic, a married couple in their 30s who live together but who don't want, or aren't ready for, kids at the moment should never have sex. It's your opinion and everything bit a bit of a ridiculous expectation
Scooter42 15
that's kind of how it works, yeah.
buffalo883 13
what did he say ??
worldclassrager 41
Go missionary make out the whole time...then this issue should arise again...
itzjstnx 18
why didn't you check first? :o don't assume there's no one home , check first next time (x
ColdRoxas 18
your brother is the best though mvp of this FML but if he was one room over how could u really miss him? YDI but ur brother is awesome
mmoorman7451 11
He was just being kind
kayla2228 14
YDI for not checking.