Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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illusionay 10
At least he cares about you
Wolfipoo 31
Sucks to be you OP, but seriously, be more careful and check next time.
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Comments (113)
EclipseCandy6 24
I don't know why so many people are complaining that she mentioned her brother is autistic. It's the truth and a part of the situation. And she's not saying it to be mean. Also autistic people get scared quite easily and worry.. My best friend has an autistic brother and a brother who is not autistic. If this situation happened with each of them they would be very different situations. So although no one is judging her brother for having a condition he cannot help, it is actually relevant
ColdRoxas 18
no one should judge her brother, her brother is awesome that's how you know he has her back
blkPrinc3 5
I'm more concerned with her choice of words. She said half way through he burst in. Does that after the fact the second half took place? If not how do you know it was half way? Lol but seriously at least you know your bro has your back.
ChristinePi 36
Aw it's cute how concerned he was! Some siblings just wouldn't care.
Tyrez 32
Nice job, you probably scarred the poor guy for life!
mrlawlor7777 26
Ray, are you in here? Ray? Yeah, I heard noises. Ray, get the hell out of here.
GeorgiaBea 28
That's sweet that he thought of you. Maybe don't do that without checking first.
brycemash 9
I think we need a follow up ;)
semitoundboss 4
That's kinda.... ****** up! Badum Tsss. Sigh. I'll grab my coat and show myself out.
watermelon_bae 15
Hey, at least he cares about you and your wellbeing! A while back, I had a nasty illness and when my parents weren't home, I had a horrible cough attack and couldn't breathe or catch my breath for almost five minutes and almost passed out. I had fallen on the floor and couldn't get up or get to the phone and my brother with autism was standing over me laughing at me because he thought that it was a joke. Granted it wasn't his fault, but still... You're very lucky!!!
pixierara 28
Lol this reminds me of a story one of my friends told me: these two people were 69 and her little brother walked in the room asking what they were doing, they said wrestling so he asked to join ?