Anonymous
United States
Ain't it funky
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kimmybr
United States
Still warm
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Just another Dude
Whatcha been up to?
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Anonymous
Germany
You tried!
Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Anonymous
Nutley, United States
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Can't take it anymore
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
gross?
United States
Higher standards of living
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
sparklethelette
United States
Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
DogStew
Pumped-up Tanks
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Top comments
Arrangements 4
That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.
ninjuh_wingman 29
How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?
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samiwammy 5
It's like when my brothers room gets so messy that by the time we finally get him to clean it we all forgot the carpet in there was grey
Fenthik 4
Cool story bro.
2O12 6
So it was black?
NotDave 0
We understood what the OP said. You didn't need to use an analogy involving someone we don't know.
flockz 20
you're supposed to shit IN the bowl.
j_cat187 20
Haha try an upper-decker
Callyn 47
That is utterly disgusting. Clean your bathroom more often, that's a biohazard.
pdp_fml 21
Hire someone to clean your toilet if you don't do it often enough!
youshitme 9
Or... Just clean it yourself like a respectable person. Stop being such a filthy pig!
suavesuave 2
God knows what you must look like
FYLDeep 26
Should have just gotten swirly fetish dude to clean it out for you.
imcharp 5
Lmao I was thinking the same thing.
lockerbilr 0
Classic
friskyS 3
Ew.
jusbeingme23 0
Thats so freaking gross....why is it so hard for ppl to clean their toilets?!
rogerusmc23 0
It's because your from Texas.
drawmesunshine 17
Dude, you're from California; your right to dis other states has long since been revoked.
JerniganHunter94 0
What is wrong with Texas people it poably a fag since you are from California.
Ryan11adidas 4
That is mother ******* gross dude! I am guessing, actually I KNOW you are single!!
shrdlu 28
Not only single, but someone who never has visitors who stay long enough to need to use the bathroom.