Anonymous
United States
Ain't it funky
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kimmybr
United States
Still warm
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Just another Dude
Whatcha been up to?
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Anonymous
Germany
You tried!
Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Anonymous
Nutley, United States
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Can't take it anymore
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
gross?
United States
Higher standards of living
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
sparklethelette
United States
Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
DogStew
Pumped-up Tanks
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Top comments
Arrangements 4
That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.
ninjuh_wingman 29
How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?
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Comments (122)
williamsgirl93 0
That's disgusting. You're a pig.
neander 8
slob
Scarlettx7 0
Gross :o
desireev 18
That is just sick. I hope you don't have children. Go to the dollar store and buy the $1 bleach cleaner for goodness sakes!!!!! Ew!! YDI
bre_zip_it_up13 11
that is just trifling
ashleeh0718 0
That's disgusting.
happy2468 21
Ew,that's disgusting.
motoxracer156 5
What color did u think it was fr*aking purple
Ashley0801 0
That's just gross !
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Ew.