Cheating, Dentist, Drugs and Love: Admission time

Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Time to run

By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smashed a glass in my face. When I went to the hospital, the first thing the nurse did was ask what I did to upset her, and then muttered that she hoped I'd learned a lesson. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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ohhjenn 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:53

you deserve it for being a cheater!

kcnutt10 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:05

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

Comments

Warlemming 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:08

Serves him right.

dynamic164 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:23

I sure hope that you weren't planning on receiving sympathy by posting it on here

everydayisfml07 3

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:30

you expect sympathy after you cheated on her? I say win for her, and I hope your gums bled afterwards, asshole.

panzer1102 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:30

This doesn't count as an FML!

msawesome7 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:38

ydi for cheating on her you jerk!!!!

waterdrops 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:42

laughing gas takes about 3 minutes to be cleared from your system so I call b.s. on the high excuse. Sounds like you just needed to clear your mind. YDI

spanelli 16

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:16

67- That rule hardly ever works. I don't even know why it's a rule...

ObsessedWithMe 13

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:23

huuuge YDI for being a jerk off.!!!!!!

ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:25

seriously dude FYL and YDI

DjeePee 24

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:29

Yes, I would think it's fine in some circumstances. Discovering that you have been repeatedly cheated on by someone who doesn't even apologize for it is one of them. I'm not a fan of slapping/punching people, but sometimes it's the only way to let them know that what they've done was very wrong and - for many people - unforgivable. But, there is a huge difference between one punch and beating the shit out of someone. One punch is understandable - even for the cheater (except in this FML, so it seems). Beating the shit out of someone is as worse as cheating. So no, breaking his jaw (I read this here. Wtf?) is unacceptable. And I make no difference between men and women. If I would have cheated, I would expect/deserve a slap.