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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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ama17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:18

That's quite a new take on just screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!"

Shock98 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:17

hahahah. what the heckkk. how did you not notice that?

Comments

maundy 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:28

*responds in outrage*!

MrLulz 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:33

Win. @OP: Really, it's not that embarrassing... I think it's actually pretty impressive you managed to recite a whole prayer.

xChrista1xx 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:33

crap09 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 22:57

Rota 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:38

YDI for being religious.

fmljw 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:42

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA thats really impressive actually.

8trickster8 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:42

*agrees with response* *provides personal anecdote in regards to the fml*

RJB 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:42

lol This is a girl(i presume ) and you said get on your knees. TODD WIN!!!

KryptoniteKiss 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:47

To all you idiots out there saying YDI for being religious, shut up & have respect. I'm Christian, and my best friend is an atheist.

timtam24 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:09

HAHAHAHAHAHA so what if your best friend is an atheist. That's just like those retards who go "oh i have friends that are black"

KryptoniteKiss 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:17

It obviously means we can get along. Unlike some of the assholes on here bashing other people's religion.

the_schaefini 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:10

win!

sylvia_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

I second 49 don't worry about what people think .. make sure you have fun next time you're on a roller coaster :) I always scream on a roller coaster to irritate my sister :P