Cars and Transportation: AAA, hello?

AAA, hello?

By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 712

You deserved it 3 097

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 217

This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 780

You deserved it 105

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 941

You deserved it 56 271

By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 762

You deserved it 5 709

By Two wrecks one car - 20/08/2018 16:30 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 106

You deserved it 156

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 037

You deserved it 2 597

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 012

You deserved it 1 671

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 710

You deserved it 356

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 185

You deserved it 102 503

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 755

You deserved it 102

KoalaBear10 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:03

Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>

free2speak 14

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:07

there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.

Comments

maddiester 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:13

well who forced you to look at what was going on without doing anything? whoever it was; its their fault OP.

KoalaBear10 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:20

Wow, so if you see someone about to hit your car, you'd just cover your eyes, tap your heels, and wish you (and your car) were back in Kansas? Give me a break.

Happygofucky 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:24

Well, I would have transformed into Megatron to pick up her car and throw it into the nearest building. But that's just me..

Codezlol 21

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:34

20 I think what they were getting at was the fact he was "forced" to sit there in "horror" when he should have tried to stop it from happening.

xDancer101x 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:19

sucks but truth be told I really don't care...sorry

DocBastard 38

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

You obviously care enough to post a comment. So that means your either A) a troll or B) a filthy ******* liar. So which is it? Hmm?

tjsomethin 9

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:21

Go GTA on dat bitch

howslife123 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:27

when I saw the word utter, I thought this was going to be a punny FML about cows. Today, I bought a cow. The price was utterly ridiculous. FML.

AmandaLee2320 2

Friday 1 April 2011 3:42

Thank you for that...

MozzarellaMonky 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:28

shouldn't the insurance pay for it

perdix 29

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:28

How were you forced to watch? Were you strapped to one of those chairs as seen in "The Clockwork Orange?" Viddy well, my droog!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:44

"A Clockwork Orange*," it's a real horrorshow, my good lad.

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:48

"I'm singing in the rain" has a completely different meaning after I watched that movie. *chills*

urdirtyolduncle 15

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:51

read the book. 10x better. movie's crap

urdirtyolduncle 15

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:58

although I liked how they portrayed Alex. that was spot on

perdix 29

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:10

I read the book, too, and I thought the movie was quite good considering a movie only has the time to enact a fraction of the story in the book. The book was more disturbing because Alex was 13-14, as I recall, and not Malcolm MacDowell, a grown man.