Cars and Transportation: AAA, hello?

AAA, hello?

By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Two wrecks one car - 20/08/2018 16:30 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

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You deserved it 101

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Thursday 31 March 2011 6:03

Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>

free2speak 14

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:07

there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.

Comments

Airborn0280 18

Thursday 31 March 2011 10:55

You should have used your horn. :/

dee3108 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:01

hahahaha no way.. same thing happened to me today.. except I didn't get a scratch and her car got all the damage.. CAMRY FTW!

BIGbadBRIZZLE 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:39

and then bystanders looked on in horror as you laid down the hurt for crashing into your car. right?

Pownzeez 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:26

Was she asian? cause you know what they say about asians drivers... no survivors

PassTheDutch 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 14:00

if you lived in Florida you'd agree with ijustlol

DaniBee420 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 15:30

I think that at a certain age, say 65 or something, people should have to retake the driving test. We have 90 year people driving around with no glasses on.

odexy 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:18

Seriously. It's ridiculous! I couldn't count the number of times I've had to read a label for an old lady when I worked at the grocery store because she couldn't even read it. Or the amount of times I've seen old people incapable of reading the menus at fast food joints. Yet they all leave with their keys in hand and hop into their cars. So ******* scary knowing I have to share the road with these old bats.