Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
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Woahwut 0
It's better than "ASS FACE #1"
Serial 2
you must talk alot of shit to have that name
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Comments (116)
Chaith 16
Ass face? Thicker skin, get some.
loopy_fml 0
I do that too. I also put images of various animal behinds as their default pictures for when they call.
blarg9 0
lmao......nice but sad for you
haro_fml 0
slap the ho.
jessce7 0
LOL you probably did something to deserve it
boots13 0
hahahahahaha that's great, this girl sounds like a bitch! my friends do that too though there's some "scumball" and "douchebag" and the works and they're serious about it but really only semi-serious because if they absolutely hated the people, they wouldn't call/text them ever. i just find it funny that she didn't think of the fact that she had you in there as that when she let you use her phone.
nurathirah123 0
Lmao! #29 = epic.
shehzeenahmed 0
being assface #3 is better than being assface #1 lol
SebastianB 0
hey, my girlfriend has me saved in her address book as "Booty call #2" as a joke. it doesn't mean anything, she loves me, she just likes a laugh. Maybe your girl has a similar idea?
Lanni 0
Who are numbers one and two?