Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
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Woahwut 0
It's better than "ASS FACE #1"
Serial 2
you must talk alot of shit to have that name
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Comments (116)
laurisshnazzy 0
She could have at least come up with something more creative if there was more than one assface.
Capybara 0
Well... does the nickname suit you?
Hugeness 0
You should ask her if she's on her period the entire month if she's such a bitch.
bexox 0
Do you call her a lot? If you're annoying, then she probably put that on there so she knows not to answer the phone. I usually put "Do Not Answer" when I get a stalkerish guy.
gabeepicfails 0
you can't take a name like 'ass face' seriously .
tateno 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
PJB4466 0
Damn dude you aren't even the #1 assface?
Saralaise 3
hahah aw. well at least you werent ass face #1
Kurlzz 0
Why would she have your number in there if she didn't like you? hahah. Maybe it was a joke.
rickpatmo 0
i hardly see how that was an fml, get over it.