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Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23948) - you deserved it (5771)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Go number 5 for fail. Also, how many people will say this is karma for snickerdoodles being a grammar nazi? Methinks many ...

#10 - On 02/10/2010 at 8:42pm by Arnie

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Snickerdoodles, you are not my favourite poster but you are damn sure brave for posting this under your real name knowing what you were setting yourself up for. One question though, how did the cat get to the sweater? Was it out somewhere? Is it not litter box trained?

Sirin, you are my fav mod. You win. Rare second place slot for perdix.

#273 - On 02/11/2010 at 11:06am by ImaginaryFoe

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