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Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML


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On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.

#3 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:01pm by Jayjay210

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Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.

#5 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:03pm by DarthFurby

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