WTF was that?

By no salt, no burning, just STFU - 08/03/2015 14:41 - United States

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away, living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML
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cutycat136 28

Burn it down. Burn it down now. Get out of there now while you still can. Get on a plane and as far away from there as possible. Don't look back. Don't bring anything with you, no time. Get a priest there asap to cleanse the land to be safe. It's time for a new life. It has already been too late for some. It all starts when that first scratch is heard. Maybe you can be saved. It's still early.

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casey_ct 10

who you gonna call?...but on a serious note thats f'ed up

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cutycat136 28

Burn it down. Burn it down now. Get out of there now while you still can. Get on a plane and as far away from there as possible. Don't look back. Don't bring anything with you, no time. Get a priest there asap to cleanse the land to be safe. It's time for a new life. It has already been too late for some. It all starts when that first scratch is heard. Maybe you can be saved. It's still early.

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cutycat136 28

#11 haha wow I never noticed XD Ah well, still gonna go with it

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psychopolarbear 28

I bet it was a spider. That kind of malicious scratching in the middle of the night could only be one of those little arachnid abominations.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

#16 What kind of spiders do you have? 0_0

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psychopolarbear 28

Where I live there are lots of black widows and brown recluses, but I don't doubt the existence of some crazy demon-spider. Stranger things have happened.

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teazyfisher 14

#52 where you live must be real scary... how do you survive?

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MCyHiM 10

#52 that sounds a lot where I live! I'm just glad I don't live in Florida

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TallMist 32

I live in Florida. ;_;

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woainishamu 21

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ameliaruth09 15

"pussy's" are one of the strongest most durable parts of the anatomy... I would know. I've had a kid. so technically it's a compliment.

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randomgamer1 7

Actually, common misconception: pussy is short for pusillanimous, and has nothing to do with femininity.

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Flyndaran 10

Also common myth. Pussy was originally a word for cat which became connected to the hairy vulva. It is not an abbreviation.

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Mmmsushi 14

I learned something today on FML, thank you #44

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Ladybug1992 7

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mentallizzard 19

what a great idea! op can get his cat to find whatever it was that was scratching at his door then describe in fine detail what it was so op can know what probably want to rip his face off and he can sleep more comfortably at night. -_-

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katydid91 31

"And never return." Said Scar.

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casey_ct 10

who you gonna call?...but on a serious note thats f'ed up

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Frechy 24

The Winchesters!!!

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casey_ct 10

why is it that when i read the first comment i think of peter griffin singing it?

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laurenswims13 24

Dun dun dun...I mean it's only like that could be some serial killer or something

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redstone7693 29

Set up some cameras if you're willing to take it that far

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Morning_fml 22

And then OP could make the new Paranormal Activity movie.

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FluffyPandas156 13

hopefully they're better than the last 4

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RMLrapemylife 14

Sacrifice a kitten for Lucifer in order to protect yourself from the evil herewith..

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Epickitty58 29

Am I seriously the only person here who watches supernatural and understood that reference?

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pizzzah 9

thats not even a supernatural reference

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kittykat1501 31

You are a sick person!!!!

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