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Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44759) - you deserved it (9373)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

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Don't worry, I'm sure the cat didn't take it to personally.

#2 - On 02/11/2014 at 7:24am by 184886837272837

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Atleast it wasn't wheezing and plotting to kill you.

Oh wait, cats do always plot to kill you.

#7 - On 02/11/2014 at 7:27am by SgtAssCheeks

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