alii2349
Brandon, Canada
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
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Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Anonymous
Waterville, United States
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Mur
HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Sprtsgeek13
Camden, United States
Welcome to the family!
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Wtf is wrong with her
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
Filly
Romania
Classic kitten move
Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML
Anonymous
Santee, United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Anonymous
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
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184886837272837 32
Don't worry, I'm sure the cat didn't take it to personally.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Atleast it wasn't wheezing and plotting to kill you. Oh wait, cats do always plot to kill you.
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DanielleinDC 33
Give the cat lots of treats, and I'm sure she'll forgive you.
Comoke1024 19
Maybe some catnip. A stoned cat is a happy cat.
DanielleinDC 33
Or a catnip toy. OP, Yeowww! makes the best catnip toys around. Their stuff is potent.
soup_of_the_day 10
I don't envy you OP. The miracle of pregnancy and child birth is a long painful road. Good luck, and cheers to healthy child; but i will drink both beers considering you're pregnant ;-)
Lil_Red777 21
I know those feels honey, I'm two months pregnant. Good luck
Robert1989 9
awe op things will get better. dont worrie your cat still loves you.
JMichael 25
OP, you've just unleashed the wrath of your boyfriends cat.
buenhombre 9
# 373 why it's good to be a guy
cryssycakesx3 22
or fixed :)
Ben009 13
I'm sure the cat understands lol
FemskyD 26
N'aww you ll get through it remember in a few month it ll al be worth it :)
Ma_Nikka 24
My friend's mom started crying at target out of nowhere because not all sea turtles make it. You're not alone. It's going to be okay!
cryssycakesx3 22
women whine & complain and blame it on being pregnant. no wonder guys are "dicks" when girls are pregnant. I would be too.