alii2349
Brandon, Canada
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
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Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Anonymous
Waterville, United States
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Mur
HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Sprtsgeek13
Camden, United States
Welcome to the family!
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Wtf is wrong with her
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
Filly
Romania
Classic kitten move
Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML
Anonymous
Santee, United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Anonymous
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
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184886837272837 32
Don't worry, I'm sure the cat didn't take it to personally.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Atleast it wasn't wheezing and plotting to kill you. Oh wait, cats do always plot to kill you.
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strohm89 3
Sounds like someone likes the attention. "Hormones" the excuse to be a nut job for no reason.
daisylokes 16
damn, hormones lol when I was pregnant, I never cried for silly stuff or bc we ran out of mayo.. lol I had a good pregnancy, except fo
melawesome 6
You should focus on having a healthy pregnancy. Lots of people are having difficulties trying to conceive so be thankful for your blessing.
cchuckcloninger 5
Should be yelling at your boyfriend for not sucking it up to marry rather than stamp "Bastard" on the child for life?
Lily_Rain77 25
I feel your pain. Mine just turned 6 months.
Xotoolyxo 16
Have some ice cream. It makes everything better
GamerMom392 19
Agree with #87. You're just looking for attention. My husband could tell you that I didn't act like a loon while I was pregnant. I was a little more irritable than normal, but not bawling like an idiot. It's the ones like you that give all pregnant women a bad name.
pixistickx 22
Bit harsh don't you think. Everybody's pregnancy and how it affects them is different.
badnewsbehrs 10
Please don't use "boyfriend" and "pregnancy life" in the same FML