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Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (1987)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:58pm - animals - by banj0 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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What a bloody nightmare!

#1 - On 10/07/2012 at 3:46am by mooshymuffin

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That's bloody awful!
I would have to scrub my hands...and brain with bleach after that!

#2 - On 10/07/2012 at 3:48am by SnowFlakeInAK

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