Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML

by jenA / 08/21/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

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  • Hey you could market a peeing alarm clock and make millions! People need a good way to wake up. Haha.

    #2 - On 08/21/2012 at 12:59pm by onlychildFTW

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  • Sounds like a crazy version of the Cheshire Cat :D.. Though he's kinda crazy to begin with.

    #3 - On 08/21/2012 at 1:00pm by Melissa92

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