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Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31149) - you deserved it (3344)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:25am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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You need to call the police.

#1 - On 05/30/2012 at 5:50am by AaronGuy

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I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children.

I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.

#3 - On 05/30/2012 at 5:52am by Briscuit

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