Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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scarletscarface 10
that must have been awkward :)
Feklfekl2222 32
I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.
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Comments (151)
scarletscarface 10
that must have been awkward :)
Pixxio_O 11
The fact that your parents were listening in wasn't the 'FML',but the fact that you spent half an hour singing to your cat is the real 'FML' in my opinion...
bigfatgoose 4
Have them put down?
youjustmademelol 4
So there your parents... They saw you shit, they saw you naked, they held you to there boob. If you thought that was embarrassing loosen up, it's just weird
zachherbert 10
Do I...do I stick their nose in it?
kittenvks 11
33 if you're not going to correct it all, don't correct at all
zack11742 7
Grammar nazis make me sad
Discombobulated9 12
Baha! I hope you're aware that your parents are never going to let you live this down. This will be brought up at family get-togethers, parties, birthdays, your wedding, etc...
A100893 30
At least they didn't decide to send you to the nut house. They literally gave you a standing ovation.
XxDevilxXGt 26
All these grammar errors... can't..... comprehend....Self-destruct in 3, 2, 1. Anyways, situations are only as awkward as you let it be! Play it off cool and walk away, it usually works.
Pupza7 6
The funny thing is that I do the exact same thing on my free days. XD Can't wait until my parents find me singing "phantom of the opera" or "Whoa is me" it will be awesome!
scarletchamber 0
wow op your that bore and plus even reading this FML makes me feel a bit embarrassed for u
xxdark 3
45, people who cannot spell make me sad.
rum826 0
Kony 2012
RaggleFrock 13
Was it a medley of smelly cat?
Feklfekl2222 32
I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.
KeyboardWarrior 10
It was not a sarcastic clap, it was a genuine applause. They were clearly clapping for OP's cat who was able to withstand such torture. Next challenge, Justin Bieber.
Pixxio_O 11
After Justin Bieber, the ultimate challenge: Rebecca Black.
MetalxSoldier 26
Maybe she was singing a song by the "Cat"aracts (sorry I dont know how to spell that)
twilightluvr101 4
#15, that's not a challenge that's cruel and unusual punishment!
yahoowizard 16
I wonder how you convey sarcasm in an applause
Feklfekl2222 32
You do a slow clap whilst staring right at the person.
littlegold 7
my parents clap like that when i was dumb.
blackwidowtaco 31
I take it you outgrew your stupidity phase?
ididntdoit1980 8
It's a sign for you to go on American Idol
draegbomb 5
Nah, go on The Voice. Better show.
EvilTwerp 12
I was imagining the scene from 'Elf' where Buddy is sing in the store.
pigbilly 0
That show is a disgrace to the american race!
pigbilly 0
That show is a disgrace to the american race!
emmaa3451 11
At least they applauded, they could have done a lot worse..
Fluhz 6
I love all the thumbs up on this. Haha!
Sumo69 9
What the cat did not like it
Sinamoi 18
Please re-read the FML and try again.
Sumo69 9
Dip shit the cat didn't applaud you think hard and read again
Sinamoi 18
Chill with the hostility. No one likes an internet tough guy. The FML is that she thought she was alone and her parents were there listening. Of course the cat didn't applaud. I realize you're probably trollin but, eh, whatever.
DrMime 10
Unlike yourself, I guess the cat didn't have a hairball in its throat.
ClassyCommando 13
You're kind of a dick...you're like "Internet: The Guy". :)
jtthegr8 26
You should definitely make a solo record :D
Pixxio_O 11
'I dedicate these following songs to my cat'
deviable 9
Lucky, my cat attacks me if I sing to her. No accounting for taste.
DrMime 10
I guess in this case, the cat should of 'got your tongue', to make it stop...
kkjkidonthate 4
Dude your "witty" comments suck so stop posting them because they're really annoying and always get thumbs down
twifan1901 0
Maybe someday his comment might actually be witty!
Justforlolz 14
^ Don't get your hopes up.
iamyummylicious 14
No. You guys are completely wrong! He's a witty genius. We're just too stupid to understand his humor and in general are retarded.
DrMime 10
These are only 2 comments, nearly everything else I post gets thumbed up... Lol as soon as a make a bad joke, POUNCE!!!
Jaxx66 21
Actually 30, his comments do get thumbed up quite a lot. So calm down and click through and see for yourself.
Shelta957 13
I thought the joke was okay...
deviable 9
The down thumbs were probably for the use of "should of" instead of "should have".
PlaidPanda 9
I must say drmimes comments make me chuckle/smile a good 90% of the time.
iamyummylicious 14
By the way Dr. Mime's profile says "People who are too stupid to understand my humor/ just retarded in general"
DrMime 10
96- why yes, yes it does! We are learning :)
BBGxBlondie 6
Ahh!! Attack of the bad cat puns...
DrMime 10
Can y'all just paws for a meownute? My jokes are just repurring to felion behavior. My jokes are smart and kitty, and I find it meowtstanding that no one can appreciate them.
lolfood 24
What were you singing?
lolfood 24
Maybe my cat would like it.
missyj0 12
Your cat looks like it's having the ultimate kitty ******.
ObsessedWithGays 7
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr."