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Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML


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On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Uh, if you see someone outside waiting for you like that then you shouldn't walk to your car. Turn around, go back in to where there are people, and call security. Once he knows what your car looks like, he can follow you home, which poses a whole other set of dangers.

#9 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:19pm by cldkckr

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#1 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:03pm by randomdude1234

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