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Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 4:25am - work - by WitchQueenLiz (woman) - United States (California)

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Sorry to hear that, why would they lay you off on your birthday? Assholes.

#3 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:14am by FacePALM24

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Well since you didnt get one: Happy Birthday! And sorry about your job. Things are fked up these days. Good luck finding another one!

#8 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:19am by justchilling

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