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Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 12:04am - work - by vanity113 - New Zealand (Auckland)

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So find a shoe store when you get there. It sucks to have to pay for another pair, but it's an easy fix.

#3 - On 06/13/2013 at 5:57am by vivian_rae

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Considering your colleagues clearly didn't tell you about the slip up I'd say it's fair game to murder the one you like least and steal his shoes.

It's the only rational thing to do!

#5 - On 06/13/2013 at 5:58am by Fluffydemise

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