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Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML


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On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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Well, what are you trying to hide?
On a more serious note, if they're that suspicious, you might not want to work with them anyway.

#2 - On 11/16/2012 at 8:38pm by xNephilim

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Well, that sucks a tonne, Facebook is overrated anyway.

#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 8:37pm by iSpasticFantasti

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