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Yesterday I Decided To Use Hand Sanitizer To Mask The Smell Of My Armpits At Work. Not Only Did It Intensify The Stench , My Boss Thinks I Have A Drinking Problem , Cuz I Vaguely Smelled Of Alcohol. I Was Too Embarrassed To Explain. Mega FML


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On 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Go to the bathroom. Take off your shirt. Wash under your arms with the hand soap.

#2 - On 09/08/2012 at 3:57pm by glittercookies

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Deodorant maybe?

#1 - On 09/08/2012 at 3:56pm by griffins33

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