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Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
Go to the bathroom. Take off your shirt. Wash under your arms with the hand soap.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015