Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 11:41am / United States (North Carolina) / Work

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  • The heads on the coins are watching you...

    So were the people in the restaurant. :P

    #1 - On 07/23/2012 at 1:02pm by tennisrapper1

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  • I'll bet a quarter you danced like Candace Flynn in Squirrels in my Pants.

    #9 - On 07/23/2012 at 1:05pm by saIty

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