Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML

by Jonas / 06/06/2012 at 1:00am / United States (Texas) / Work

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  • Well that's not knife..

    #1 - On 06/06/2012 at 5:54am by KK3137

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  • If your gut told you he's dangerous, your paranoia might actually be true.

    I feel like people's gut feeling is THE 6th sense an not listening will screw you over, especially of he minces onions angrily.

    #4 - On 06/06/2012 at 5:56am by br0ccoli

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