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Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)

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In these stressful times is where you got to show your "true colors" XD

#1 - On 05/27/2012 at 1:46pm by timebandit3077

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It might look less 'weird' if you took the pigtails out... but either way, they have no right to be making you feel uncomfortable. Ask what they're looking at, bet you they'll get all embarrassed and feel bad. I get stared at all the time for having blue hair, it freaks people out when I ask if I can do something for them. It's so satisfying xD

Besides, colourful hair in pigtails is cute xD

#13 - On 05/27/2012 at 1:59pm by charvisioku

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