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Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41180) - you deserved it (2657)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Man... If I were you, I'd fuck him up, bust his tires, sleep with his wife... SOMETHING.

#2 - On 12/04/2011 at 6:53am by jecarper

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Rule #17 - Don't be a hero.

#7 - On 12/04/2011 at 6:59am by GSP101

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