Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. Then I dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML
Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML
Today, I was carded for trying to buy wine and was told the dates were faded, so they wouldn’t be selling it to me, since they suspected I was underage. I work at the vineyard that produces the wine, I’m the head vintner, and I made the wine in the bottle I wasn’t allowed to buy. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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Top comments
jecarper 4
Man... If I were you, I'd **** him up, bust his tires, sleep with his wife... SOMETHING.
GSP101 0
Rule #17 - Don't be a hero.
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Comments (123)
Hulkroidz 0
And number 25... Shot them with what? ... His knife?
richandpopular 0
How do u people come up with shit? I dont think half of these fmls actually happen
hateevryone 15
of course the boss WOULD take his side
johnnyrogers97 9
What an ass
wittygirl 8
Sue for wrongful termination and get all his money.
Jasonf6 0
Lawsuit.
haiu2323 10
It's all a set-up from your boss...sue him
loserman67 36
You should have figured out how much you make a week X 25 then busted that many bottles before you left to make it all even. But then he'd probably get you arrested for busting up his shitty wine. No disrespect, but I live in PA, probably near the winery you worked at and PA wines suck - all sugar - I have never tasted a good PA wine, so if it was a $25 bottle it was probably something he bought at a state store, not from his winery. Next time, wherever you are, stand back and let the robber help themself.
taliesint 2
Throw something else!
moomoomeow2 7
Wow I hope things look up!